yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
ppl who screenshot my follow are automatically on good terms w me
I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
how I feel ordering at Starbucks.
this made me burst out laughing, so naturally i had to reblog it.